e-zekiel:

I WANT JOHN GREEN TO BE ON THE BOAT IN AMSTERDAM AND I WANT HIM TO BE THE ONE WHO SHOUTS, “THE BEAUTIFUL COUPLE IS BEAUTIFUL” IN A PATHETIC AND OBVIOUSLY FAKE DUTCH ACCENT

(via ohroseweasley)

1000gynecologists:

• you’re allowed to contradict yourself
• you’re allowed to seek attention for approval
• you’re allowed to complain about something that’s bothering you
• you’re allowed to express negative opinions
• you’re allowed to be an ass sometimes
• you’re allowed to talk about yourself
• you’re allowed to fuck up
• you’re allowed to be insecure

(Source: novakian, via keepingupwiththekardacheyennes)

feminism isn’t about the choice you make but the freedom to make that choice. amy richards and jennifer baumgardner, “the number one question about feminism” (via canadaaustin)

(via wisdomlockedin)

• mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago wtf
• me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from

less-than-one:

Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party

(via ohroseweasley)